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"I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn’t made me look insane 10,000 times.
Some things are better left unsaid...That`s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity........thats how rich I want to be.
Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
I think my TV remote has developed some sort of Romulan cloaking technology.
I`d say that most of my mistakes can be traced back to when I decided to get out of bed. ... just sayin! ;)