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"I like tube tops too, but even tires have pressure limits!
If I won the lottery, I could make a whole lotta people miserable
If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`. I`ll definitely turn around and look.
If there`s one thing that I`ve learned it`s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
I have Beer.
You say Iām dirty minded, but how did you understand what I meant?
According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
My hearing is fine. There`s no need to repeat yourself! I ignored you perfectly well the first time.
My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don`t have to shovel snow this weekend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the boss snuck out early, so I left too.
Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they`d lock us up?
Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
Sometimes you have to photoshop your life. Touch up edges, adjust the tones, blur the background, focus on yourself & crop some people out.
Apple is looking to expand its market share among Latinos. No word yet on the release date of their newest device, the iCaramba.