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What if Egyptians actually had a written language, then started using emojis, and that’s all that’s left?
You may think I`m dumb but you overestimate me.
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Would you like to donate $1 to this charity or leave the checkout line feeling like human scum?
Ya know u would never know u where happy if u never had bad memory.
If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
It`s amazing how important someone can make you feel with a smile, a kind word or the occasional stalking.
when i was little my dad told me that the icecream man only played music when he ran out of icecream well played dad well played
Digging through a box in the closet, I found a picture of me sitting on Santa`s lap. Hard to believe that was almost a year ago.
You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want.
Best thing = Waking up, looking in your refrigerator and seeing a pizza box.
Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
I went for a run tonight. Sure, it was a beer run but, I was still sweating by the end.
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.