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Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
New day, same old bullsh!t
You make me want to be a better class of psycho.
It`s okay, Web MD. I don`t really know what`s wrong with me either.
How does one get a nice body without moving?
I have two moods: sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza.
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their car keys.
i hate it when other people hate the person i hate!!!
I just saw a poster that said, "Have you seen this man?" with a number to call ... So I called the number and told them, "no."
Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it “Decisions, Decisions”.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
Trying to remain humble but I’m the most famous person in my living room right now.
Wondering if my heart is healthy enough for sex ... volunteers needed.