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If you’re gonna flip out on your Facebook, don’t delete it all the next day. Some of us still want to share your meltdown with our friends.
I wouldn`t mind being alone with my thoughts, if I didn`t know them all so well.
No body on there deathbed said I wish I had spent more time at work
After listening to what some people have to say, I am rethinking the importance this whole freedom of speech thing.
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
Nothing tests that whole "for better or worse" thing like the question "does this look infected?"
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
Your a$$ must be jealous everytime sh*t comes out of your mouth.
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
Shark week is over, but I`m not taking my decorations down.
Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn`t feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
You ever read a status, and you`re like, `what a f*ck up` and then you realize you`re on your own page?
As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
Wouldn`t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller...