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Iām not paranoid, but everyone thinks I am.
I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
Why go to a therapist when a woman will explain everything wrong about you free of charge?
If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
I feel like the majority of Eminem`s songs are just him reading from his diary with angry background music.
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
I`ve started an elimination diet, It`s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.
My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we`ll try butt stuff........ * Please DON`T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary.....
You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
My "To Do" list today only had one entry: "Nothing". And it took me all day to finish it!
Spontaneity is great ... as long as I have a plan.
The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1) Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2) if it does not look like it`s breathing give it mouth-to_mouth
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."