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It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Today I will kick a$$, and make dreams happen...but first, Coffee.
The IRS suggests filing early to reduce the chance that someone will steal your identity and file before you. Honestly, if somebody wants my identity so badly they`ll file my tax return for me, go crazy. You can mow my lawn while you`re at it, too.
I`m not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to this family brunch.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
Life is like “Facebook” – People will like your problems & comment; But no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
I don`t have a drinking problem ... I`m just really thirsty.
Ladies first. Because it might be dangerous.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.
Having a pen!s is like having a friend that always wants to play.
The exam hall is the only place on the earth where everyone is desperate for teamwork..
I always look out for #1 ... unless I`m walking thru my yard, then I look out for #2