Daily Silly Status

If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...

I never know the proper etiquette with the pizza delivery guy. Do I kiss him before or after paying him?

My entire life is a “you had to be there” moment.

I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?

It may look like I’m in deep thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.

A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.

i feel naked without my mobile !

Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?

Today in my local cemetery I came across the grave of Arthur Wynne the inventor of the crossword puzzle. For those that want to know where he is buried it`s 6 down and 4 across.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe vodka is addicted to ME?

They say that when one door closes, another one opens. Apparently, "they" have never been to jail.

Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.

Here`s a fun idea: Before your next party or get together, buy some liver and other cuts of meat. Put them in clear containers and put labels on them with random names ("Clarice", "Richard", etc). Then put them in your refrigerator. For even more fun, put some empty containers beside the fridge with your friends` names on them....

I wish the guy made of money in the Gieco commercial would ride his motorcycle through my town.

Pizza: Round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box.