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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
Miracle Whip is a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me.
"Memory foam pillow fights". That`s one fight you`ll never forget.
I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
I love how twix come with two bars so I can eat one now and the other immediately after
Just watched The Grey. The wolves left half the Mexican .. to spicy??
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
They say when you meet the right one you will know right away. But why does it take 3 years to know it’s the wrong one?
Some moments you remember all your life. Reading this, unfortunately, is not one of those moments.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
Just found my TV remote and a newspaper in my fridge. It`s pretty awesome that society lets me live by myself.
my doctor says I have the body of a 20 year old, the mind of a 30 year old and the wisdom of a someone twice my age, to which my husband asked " What did he say about your fat ass?" I said to my husband, "Oh , the doctor didn`t say anything about you dear!".
Of all the people who "claim" not to give a sh!t, I`m pretty sure the guy standing barefoot in front of the urinal at the gym is the winner.