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Bigger isn`t always better. Thighs, for example.
Didn`t ya`ll know awkward moments existed before? Damn, its like the Yolocaust all over again...
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
Girls here is an idea.. instead of spending that much money on make up just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I`m better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
If a man repeats everything a woman says, word for word,,,,,,,, is he still wrong?
I need a leaf blower, but for people.
I Hope I can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was suppose to do.
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
Grabbed Pizza Roll. Thought "my god that is so hot it`s burning my fingers" and immediately popped it in my mouth ... I`m a goddamn genius.
take it easy and if it is easy take it home
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
You haven’t truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.