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Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
From now on when someone asks you where you`re from look them dead in the eye and say: Planet Venus.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
Wife: Hi honey, did you miss me? Husband: With every bullet so far...
If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant.
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
If you`re going to be original, be prepared to be copied.
Fun Prank: Put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me.
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.