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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
My coworkers should be less concerned about my job performance and just be happy I remember to wear pants each day.
Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
Cats have been named the #1 pet held hostage by lonely women.
Keys to a good friendship. Same taste in alcohol. Different taste in women.
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase Regards again.
I`m just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner
The thinner the eyebrow, the crazier the woman.
Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.
There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter.
Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!
If I`m your emergency contact, for your sake, I hope that hospital sends texts too.