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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.
Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making.
Things I didn`t learn in high school... how to pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
Think of me as an idea. A really, really bad idea.
My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license.
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
Had a great time watching the family oriented PG rated Shrek with my grandson last night... until he asked why a Donkey would have sex with a Dragon.
Another year has passed. I`ve just about given up on the Mayans.
I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.
So apparently I`ve been Googling `Asian Prom` this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren`t going to bang.
I don`t need a New Years Resolution, I`m already awesome!
“Until death do us part,” means we will all be single in heaven, right?
I get my: Cereal from a tiger, Insurance from a gecko, Toilet paper from a bear, Financial advice from a gorilla. It`s people I don`t trust.