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When I was little we didn`t have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.
Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
Don`t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%.
Tattoos are an expensive and a painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification
At Starbucks drive up window. Me: large iced chai please Them: you mean a venti? Me: large iced chai. Them: we call a large a venti. Me: Do you want a large tip or a venti tip? Them: large iced chai, please pull up.
7 billion people on this planet and I can`t find one who doesn`t annoy the f*ck out of me.
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
I Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.