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My wife and I toss a coin to settle arguments; heads she wins, tails I apologise.
Had a blast doing my Black Friday tradition!!!! I slept!
Dancing in the 70`s: I have absolutely no idea what I am pointing at
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
Do one thing every day that scares you. Or one thing that scares other people.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
i hate it when other people hate the person i hate!!!
There was a HUGE spider in the shower.. So I ran into the living room screaming naked.. Now my daughters` friends probably won`t be allowed over anymore..
The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza.
You know what the trouble about real life is? There`s no danger music.
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
On the plus side of 2017, the use of the words `awesomesauce` and `amazeballs` were at an all time low.
It`s only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.
People who weigh their produce. What`s it like to have all the time in the world?