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I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
Today I think I`ll go to a public restroom and wait until someone leaves, then click your stopwatch and write something down in a notebook.
I had four E`s and LSD last night. Such an awful start to a game of scrabble!!
When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren`t my kids but he`d never fire a Mom of seven, right?
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
I started seeing this girl recently. She sometimes texts. Sometimes Whatsapps. Sometimes she emails. Sometimes she Facebooks. Im getting mixed messages.
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
Its not you, it`s how you don`t make me sandwiches.
If you don`t like me now, you won`t like me later because I just get worse.
My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing “next” about 400 times.
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name "fire place"
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?