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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
I hate it when chicks wear pink camo. I`m like, "girl" where you hiding? Candyland?
I checked into a hotel this weekend. I told the girl I hoped the porn channel was disabled. She said "No, its just regular porn, you sicko"
I`ve grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine.
It`s not so much that I have to work that bothers me...oh wait, yes it is.
It`s the little things in life that matter the most... for instance the refrigerator light, helping you to see that last beer way in the back!
The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff.
I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)
Today, my wife asked "would you still love me if I was ugly and fat." "Yes, honey I do." was not the right answer.
drinking 2% milk, wondering what the other 98% is...
I saw a man at the beach screaming, "Help, shark, help!" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn`t going to help him.
I’m awkward when people compliment me. “Nice hair” “Thanks, I grew it myself”
The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
Scientists are saying that social media is making us less accepting and more aggressive. Whatever, a$$holes!