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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
Pizza is my favorite winter activity
Omg!! got 6 numbers on the Lotto.. and the stupid machine didn´t pick any of them
If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.
Highschool Reunion? What for ? I`m on Facebook. I already know who got fat.
Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it.
My wife thinks I’m at work. My boss thinks I’m home sick. These ducks think I’m awesome because I have the bread.
This patience thing takes forever.
If you don`t know me by now....I`m a really good stalker.
If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Unless your name is “Google”, stop acting as if you know everything!
I just found my Christmas Spirit.... It`s been in aisle 6 at this liquor store the whole time!
Card on top of gift reads `I want you wearing this tonight` only to open the gift to find NOTHING
People who weigh their produce. What`s it like to have all the time in the world?