Daily Silly Status

I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.

I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?

I don`t try to annoy people; its just a gift.

You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they`re trying on clothes in the fitting room.

There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.

people say i talk in my sleeep , but no one at work seems to notice

Does eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.

I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P

Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"

A communist joke isn`t funny unless everyone gets it.

If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?

A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn`t pee on his fingers.

I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.

Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?

"I want to be cuddled, but I want to be alone. Being crazy is hard." - WOMEN