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Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
Just got a message that said "Hey, I tried to call you"...that`s your problem right there....you should have never tried that.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
It`s a little disappointing when you`re watching a school basket ball game & no one turns into a werewolf.
If you`ve never put fake blood capsules in your mouth before going to the dentist you are too mature to be my friend.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Your a$$ must be jealous everytime sh*t comes out of your mouth.
There’s really no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
I`m not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to sh!t indoors.
Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
I start a lot of conversations with "goodbye" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked.
That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone