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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Teens today have it so easy. We didn`t have self-checkout lanes when we bought condoms.
Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles.
Go through a fast food drive thru. When they repeat your order back to you, say "And can I get that to go?" and enjoy the confused silence.
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
“I demand a recount.” – Me, in a nugget dispute at McDonald’s.
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
My blind neighbor sure does take his dog on a lot of walks...
Last person to like this wins a prize.
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
Today`s subliminal thought is: …
I spent the first 20 minutes of 2014 looking for the remote.