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I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He`s told every other person on earth and I didn`t want y`all to be out of the loop.
Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly.
I wonder how many people`s phones out there have my name saved in contacts as "DO NOT ANSWER"
I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it`s for her is to eat it. Apparently
Went for a mile run today. Stupid Ice Cream Man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
Siblings – the only people who will pick on you and then kick the a$$es of anyone else who does it.
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
It`s scientifically proven that stress is caused by giving a f*ck.
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
gua suka sama kamu