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Sorry I`m late, the floor was lava
The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could`ve become beer, but didn`t
Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
Night people could take over the world if we weren’t so busy finding something good on TV.
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it`s someone`s birthday and I need to show respect.
wants to come back as a bird after I die.... just so i can sh!t on the people who piss me off.
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
I forgot to post this earlier
Can I tell you how terribly grateful I am that no one had cell phones, iPads or digital cameras when I had to squaredance in P.E.
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.
Scientists are saying that social media is making us less accepting and more aggressive. Whatever, a$$holes!
I can`t wait til the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they`re jerks