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Just curious, when pirates use text, IM or twitter, do they used emoticons` like .) .P .D or .( or do they try to fool us by using the two eyed ones?
There are no bad pictures; that’s just how your face looks sometimes.
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
Why does the girl in the Wendy`s commercials have Ronald McDonalds hair?
Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
Life is not fair. But life is not fair for everyone, which actually makes it fair.
Someone’s going to ruin things; it might as well be me.
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
I don`t know why people say life is short....this seems to be taking forever.
you have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
Anyone else has a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags?
Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
Happy Birthday to someone I would donate some non-essential organs to, and the fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn´t make it any less special. Plus I live so far away that your birthday requires almost no effort on my part. And sorry I tried to kill you all those times when we were
An egg salad is really just a chicken salad that is really underdone.
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn`t seem so bad now.