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Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
The WWF advert asks, “When the ice goes, where do the polar bears go?” ... Well, swimming, I suppose.
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Just completed a 0.00 mile run - preceded by 11 oreo cookies
Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
I wish I could smack the stupid out of people. And if you think this status is about you ... Smack yourself for me!
I just encountered a spider bigger than my desire to be the man of the house.
I need a "previously on your life" recap for the things I didn`t pay attention to.
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.