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I`m super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I`m also wearing a cape.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.
I won`t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
I forgot to make a resolution, so I`m pretty much going to just write out everything I did last night and add the word "stop" to the beginning.
I grew up for this?
Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
I hate when the weather man says there is a chance of sprinkles in the forecast...makes me want donuts!!
Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas…
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I`m the proud owner of aisle 7.
I always get this dream where I`m driving in reverse ...Then I wake up and see that I`m driving normally.
Where is the button to restart summer?
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
Sent an email to my Mom. Now I`m at her place showing her how to open it.