Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Remember they’re just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing.
Didn’t have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
There`s never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself " thank god the cops are here"
Yes it may sound childish but if it glows in the dark I still get freaking exited.
A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless.
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
I think, therefore i`m single.
I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.