Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet.
Saw a midget go into a store while wearing a KKK outfit and thought... That`s a little racist.
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
Facebook. Where people can express thoughts that otherwise might get them fired, divorced, thrown in a loony bin or all three.
FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
pudding... thats always a funny word
All I heard was, " I swear it`ll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
I don`t blame Monday. I blame Saturday for not matching my Powerball numbers
Mornings are the best when they start in the afternoon.
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, some cheese and 6 eggs. You can`t do that now, to many damn security cameras!