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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
How many V and M can see
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There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck ... My wife still came home ... Superstitions are stupid.
I`m a very modest person, mostly because I`m awesome.
If the universe didn`t want me to eat four pop-tarts for breakfast I wouldn`t have four slots on my toaster...
If you think about it, before the first mirror was invented, if you didn’t live near a body of water, you had no idea what you looked like.
That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I`m murdered because I don`t want him to remarry
We got an extra day this year. Why did it have to be a Monday?
.Monday: No. Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why. Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes. Sunday: Crying.