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I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
Marijuana is a type of flower, therefore I am a florist not a drug dealer :p
If I could time travel, I`d make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things.
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that`s my stuff!"?
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Some young men are like bottles of wine. They need to be tended to carefully & given time to mature; which is why I keep a few in my cellar.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
Birds do it. Bees do it. Heck, even fleas do it. Let`s do it! Let`s live in a homeless man`s beard!
Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO or if everyone who said it died.
FACT: Men are much less likely to divulge a secret than women. Probably because they weren`t really listening to begin with.
Sometimes I do totally awesome and amazing things just to throw people off.
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.