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Does any one know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question!!!
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they’ll paw at you a bit then give up and go look for food.
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
There’s actually a thing called “Play Dates “ in 2018. In 1984 we called that “Going outside to play”
The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn’t know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry.
My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
Home is where a man hangs his hat. Unless that man is wearing a sun visor. Then he probably dosent have a home or friends..
Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $2.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
I swear 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn`t care.....Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0
I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established.
Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me.