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Smooth move.........ExLax
No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long.
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it’s cold like why you gotta play me like that.
I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up.
If karma doesn`t hit you, I gladly will.
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
Why do people say "nice to meet you" before I`ve even said anything? How do you know it`s nice to meet me? I`m an a$$hole.
I don`t care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special!
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.
I’ve never been a millionaire, but I know I’d be excellent at it.
Just burned 3 calories typing this with my thumb muscles. #fitness
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume