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I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
thinks that decaffeinated coffee is just useless brown water.
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
List of things I’ve accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments List
Calm down ... Take a deep breath and hold it for about 30 minutes.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one
Trust me ...... I can`t believe I`m still here either.
If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they actually are not looking for your opinions ... I know that now.
I dated this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
Being normal is boring.
Nobody tell my husband that "year round periods" aren`t a thing.
Just remember, outside of that beautiful slim bride on her wedding day there’s a fat woman just waiting to get in.
My newsfeed looks like a cross between a Civil War Soldier and ZZ Top photo album.
If you live up be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people… like claim you ate a pinecone every single day.
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?