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That urge you get to write “No one gives a crap” on someone’s status.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
I prefer to be crazy and happy rather than normal and bitter......
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I`ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
I really don`t have time for people that don`t find me hilarious.
The guy who decided how to spell bologna was clearly in over his head.
Drinking: because why not intensify the feelings you`re trying to escape?
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah...kids are stupid.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I`m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I don´t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.
No one should be surprised that so many statuses are about unhappiness and failure. You don’t end up on Facebook by making good life decisions.