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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
I`m starting to think that life isn`t worth living anymore and... Oh wait, there`s the bartender now. Nevermind.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
My car broke down outside a massage parlor on today ... And again tomorrow.
I’m offering a $1000 reward to anyone who brings me $1000 and a taco.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
went to the book store earlier to buy a Where´s Waldo book. When I got there, I couldn´t find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed?
I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce.