Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I did last year.
I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
"How many people work at your company?" About half of them.
My religious preference, is for you to steer clear of me with yours.
11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples?
If you eat doughnuts fast enough your Fitbit thinks you`re walking.
Golf ball sized hail wouldn`t be as destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.
I don’t appreciate the 5 minute radio ads about how commercial-free the station is.
I`m bored, I think I`ll ask my boyfriend if I look fat. - women
I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
In the morning there`s a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.