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Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
I`m watching a show about surviving in the wild in case I ever decide to log off and go outside.
When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That`s why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson.
It`s bigger on the inside..said no woman, ever!
Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one...
If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes.
There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
It`s such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared...
I read in a book somewhere that we only use 12% of our brains....I wonder what the other half is for?
Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
Black Friday at my house consist of pants 100% off
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.