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People assume when I yawn that I`ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
They say if the palm of your hand itches, you`re going to get something. And if your crouch itches, you`ve already got it.
Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That sh!t hurt.
Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I`m out in public. Thanks.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
Sooooo, ..a friend of mine was watching my dog lick herself in a certain area. Out of nowhere he says, "I wish I could do that." ...I said, "Go ahead, but she might bite."...
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
Why does no one ever talk about where a bear pees?
I`m on that “Starts tomorrow” diet.
Be the type of gentleman that holds the door open for your girl, but smacks her ass as she walks in.
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.