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The women at this gym act like nobody’s ever tried taking their measurements before.
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
Memories of you make me look forward to alzheimers.
It`s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
My husband is not allowed to help with math anymore. Apperently 4 = 6.5 in his reality.
How many facebook friends do you have that if they posted "I`m depressed and on the edge", your first thought would be to poke them?
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never aging is wearing the same clothes every day.
My wife told me her favourite position is when i lay very very still for a few hours........late at night....until the alarm clock goes off in the morning.
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
You know you`re married when you find her sexier with clothes on.
Only you can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
I live in fear of finding hidden cameras in my house & not being able to explain why I do all those random karate kicks directed at no one.
gua suka sama kamu