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I wouldn`t say I`m an alcoholic. I`d slur it.
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
It`s weird how in England the passenger drives the car
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
It`s almost 2014, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
I just threw a piece of food on the floor of my cubicle. Totally forgot my dog doesn`t work here.
Girl rule. A girl will only compliment another girl that is uglier than they are.
Why do people say "Tuna Fish sandwich?" That`s like saying "Chicken Bird sandwich."
I saw a cool bumper sticker on a back of a SUV . . . “Do you follow Jesus this close?”
Keep honking. I´m reloading.
I can’t believe that all these “single ladies in my area” want to meet me, must be due to all the “free Ipads” I’ve been winning.
pens and pencils are drumsticks and desks and textbooks are drum kits. its a fact.
I got rid of all the bad influence people in my life and now I`m bored.