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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
I can`t wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me.
I did absolutely nothing today and did it well!!!
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
Sorry I`m late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
I did not trip...the floor looked like it needed a hug.
You know you`re fat when you run out of breath eating.
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can`t be with them for the holidays. But don`t be jealous.
Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
I am 5 for 5 on popping my trunk instead of unlocking the fuel door at the gas station.
Breast awareness month: we stare because we care
Do you know what I hate worse than people? Groups of people.
I`m on my 5th coffee, just in case you`re wondering about the "other way" to get to Narnia .
I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate.