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I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist.
If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
We should`ve let the guy who named oranges keep naming other stuff.
I`m sorry but, I could not hear you over the sound of my internal hope that you would shut the f*ck up.
why me is me ?
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
I got in touch with my inner child and the little sh!t hung up on me.
Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
I’ve never been a millionaire, but I know I’d be excellent at it.
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.