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So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
Sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
Well I didn`t know that minding my own business becomes part of your business to mind
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But add me on Facebook and I`ll stalk you (maybe)
I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
Depression is wanting to lay down and realizing that you are already laying down.
God: Is there anything else you need Adam? Adam: yes I want a Sandwich! God: Ok let`s create eve.
If Welch’s is 100% Grape Juice, then why the heck do you list 4 other ingredients?
“Until death do us part,” means we will all be single in heaven, right?
Just spent like 5 hours talking to my neighbor about his garden and long story short, turns out it was just a f*cking scarecrow.