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Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
if there wasn´t a last minute I´d never get anything done.
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I am dragging a body should be entirely irrelevant.
I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "ABCs" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
Today please just pretend I wrote something hilarious, click like, and move on down the news feed.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
I can update Facebook from anywhere. Even when crossing the stre
Don`t you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
I hate when you tell someone you’re bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you’re not quite that bored.
Clearly skinny jeans are easier to obtain than skinny genes
Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
You know how we smack your household appliances when they`re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.