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All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
I don`t like making plans for the day, because then the pesky word "premeditated " gets thrown around in court.
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
I`m not a father, but I have been called "daddy" a few times.
I`m glad I`ve got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me
You can`t be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn`t work that way...your already hard to want
Most of my thoughts have been coming from a very dark place lately. That`s what happens when you forget to pay your electric bill
I could write an entire book on excuses,,, but I have to pick my grandma up at the airport.
My therapist says I`m paranoid, which is exactly what you might expect from a shapeshifting lizard hired by the CIA to track my whereabouts.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off.
They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
One of the biggest decisions when you go to college is whether to join a fraternity or just be an asshole on your own.