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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Happy July 22nd! Today isn’t a holiday, but you’re alive and well, so why not celebrate?
Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.
One day, I`m gonna wait for the Wal-Mart greeter to go on a bathroom break, step in their place, and begin welcoming everyone to K-mart.
Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it.
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
Getting drunk and listening to loud music solves 87% of all life`s problems
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
Why do we only crave what`s bad for us? Alcohol, deep fried food, sex with strangers. You never hear anyone say "I`d kill for some salad"
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.
Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"