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When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting Eye of the Tiger for motivation.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Gonna start a new job tomorow at a archaelogical site, I know I`m gonna dig it.
"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille
I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it`s wide use three fingers, make sure it`s wet and rub up and down. Yep that`s how you wash a cup.
I think there are great benefits in remaining strangers.
All I`m saying is you don`t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
You know your old when your back goes out more than you do.
Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer ;)
Life would be so much more interesting if we all had cartoon bubbles over our heads.
Despite what people may tell you, its the fat that makes you look fat... NOT the dress!! lol
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
This is not the status message you are looking for .... Move along
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "yeah I´m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"