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I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
Live today like it`s your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn`t.
[takes out checkbook][clicks pen] Alright, how much to make these Bit Strips to go away forever.
Whenever there is an awkward silence try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.
If there were "Box Tops for Education" on cases of beer, my kid`s school would be rich.
I bet it’s pretty hard at a mime’s funeral to figure out when the moment of silence is over.
bored out of my mind in class i began staring into space... space happened to be right in front of me at the time...
People who go rock climbing: you know you don`t have to, right
is wondering why books on "how to make women happy" arent displayed in the fiction section
Sometimes after many years of marriage, you just look at your wife and wonder how she stayed with you this long without you killing her.
Last night a movie theatre was robbed of $1000. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal, and a box of milk duds.
If offering people gum is cooking, then yes, I cook.
Dating Tip: Find a partner with a compatible phone charger.
Trouble is just fun you got caught having.