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I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
I don`t know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
Two of the most honest people in the world; drunk people and little kids
There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note “Don’t eat me”.Now there’s an empty plate and a note “Don’t tell me what to do”
I`m only 30 lbs away from my New Year`s resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
I started to compliment my neighbors on their new wallpaper but then I realized they can`t hear me through binoculars.
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this...
I want to lose weight, but I don`t want to get caught up in one of those "Eat right and exercise" scams.