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Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
If you give me a phone number or directions while I`m on the phone with you, just know that I`m using my very best finger pen and air paper.
That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you`re a guy.
that song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete.
?"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the "why aren`t you wearing pants" look."
The good thing about "poking" on Facebook, no babies are created.
Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours."
I need medical attention, but I will settle for just regular attention.
I do 5 sit ups daily. It might not sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
Statistically: 1 in 7 dwarfs are grumpy
When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?
you know you have a kid personality when you think step brothers is the greatest movie ever.
Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
If you`re feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment "you three look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.