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Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
For once I`d like to see "It`s been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
Some people say having a child is the best experience in the world. These people obviously never had 2 thing fall from a vending machine at once.
Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
Slow dancing with a fat girl? More like moving a fridge by yourself.
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
I know exactly how a bomb technician feels when I try to open a cup of cherry mixed fruit without the juice spraying out.
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
And today I learned to never ask a woman how she dye`s her roots black.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
Another year has passed. I`ve just about given up on the Mayans.
I didn`t know until this week that so many people I know are politicians...
Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me.