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Don`t be afraid to laugh at yourself you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Woke up with morning wood but she wouldn`t!
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Wow!!, What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn, went to 2 Birthday parties, ran 6 miles, then told a bunch of lies on Facebook.
Life is what happens when you’re not looking at a screen.
If a 747 can carry a f*cking space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bullsh!t on an overweight baggage charge.
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
50 Shades of Laze - My weekend plans
Man: "You look nice today..." Woman: "Was I ugly yesterday?"
Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
at this point in life I break my life down into 2 time periods B.N and A.N....Before Netflix and After Netflix
If I ever go missing and there’s a big search party out looking for me, you can save time by not looking at any gyms.
"it`s the thought that counts" doesn`t include showering. You have to actually do that.
All I’m saying is, you’ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.
Women- God’s version of a Rubik’s cube.