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Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"
Nothing is more comical than seeing someone tiptoe with cheeks clenched hastily en route to a washroom to do #2.
I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
If a man says something in the woods.. And there are no women there.. Is he still wrong? O_o
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
The best part about Valentine`s Day is that tomorrow is Friday.
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
If you are really bored, I recommend mass texting all of your exes "I`m ready to give it another shot" and then get ready for the ride of your life
Well it’s time to go from sitting on my office chair, to sitting in traffic, to sitting on my couch. I’m very skilled at sitting.
My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto...
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.